That’s when I remembered the secret weapon of the over-40 woman: pivoting.
He opened one eye. “A what party?”
At 8 PM, Mark walked in, took one look at the smoke alarm duct-taped to a broom handle (my innovation), and said the five words that signal the death of all midlife projects: “The credit card was declined.” 40SomethingMag - Kat Marie - It-s a great fucki...
That’s when I remembered the secret weapon of the over-40 woman: pivoting.
He opened one eye. “A what party?”
At 8 PM, Mark walked in, took one look at the smoke alarm duct-taped to a broom handle (my innovation), and said the five words that signal the death of all midlife projects: “The credit card was declined.”