After 20+ hours with the latest Deluxe update, here’s what you actually need to know about version 0.7.00.

Have you found the “Horu...” secret ending yet? No spoilers, but check the trash can after 3 AM system time. Let me know in the comments. Stay caffeinated. Stay paranoid.

Just don’t ask it where the decaf goes.

If you’ve landed here, you’ve probably seen the cryptic patch notes or heard the buzz in niche sim gaming circles. Anomalous Coffee Machine -v0.7.00 Deluxe- -Horu... (yes, the ellipses are part of the official title) isn’t just another “make a latte” game. It’s a psychological horror-tinged brewing simulator where your espresso might just brew a hole in spacetime.