And Obelix The Middle — Asterix

Back in the village, a great feast is held. The wild boar roast. The wine flows. Cacofonix is untied just long enough to sing one verse of “The Middle is a Lie” before being re-tied. Obelix, for his part, declares the adventure “too much thinking and not enough hitting.” Asterix agrees, but adds with a wink: “Sometimes, the hardest enemy to defeat is the one that doesn’t fight back. But a little geometry—and a very large appetite—saves the day.”

The year is 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders, thanks to their druid Getafix’s magic potion. Life is good. Obelix is happy because the wild boar are plentiful. Asterix is happy because Obelix is (mostly) quiet. And Chief Vitalstatistix is happy because the sky hasn’t fallen on his shield—yet. asterix and obelix the middle

The final battle takes place not on a field, but in a clearing. The Romans, expecting a charge, are instead met with a delegation. Asterix, Obelix, Dogmatix, and a reluctant Vitalstatistix (still a bit ambivalent) approach the latrine under a flag of truce. Back in the village, a great feast is held