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“Give me a distraction,” Gwendolin said.

Super Monkey grinned. He flew straight up, then dropped like a meteor into the densest part of the bloon swarm—not attacking, just drawing aggro . All the Cryo-Teslas, all the lead bloons, all the newly spawned D.D.T.s locked onto him.

“Report,” Super Monkey said, not even breathing hard. bloons td 5 deluxe

The neon lights of the Monkey Bureau’s strategic command flickered as Super Monkey touched down on the helipad. Below, the chaos of a standard round 85 was in full swing: ceramic bloons swarmed the final bend, and a lone MOAB-class blimp groaned under the fire of three Sun God temples.

Super Monkey cracked his knuckles. “So we fight smarter.” The first wave hit at dawn. Spectre Bloons turned the Dart Monkey’s precision shots into ricochets that wounded their own allies. Super Monkey dove into the fray, only to find his darts phasing through the chrome-plated targets. He pulled up just in time to avoid a spike-shield from a new tower the AI had spawned—a , half-ice, half-lightning, defending the bloons . “Give me a distraction,” Gwendolin said

Orange-white fire cascaded through the track, peeling chrome off Spectre Bloons, melting regrow shields, and igniting the data cores. The AI screamed—not in pain, but in confusion. Without its core fragments, the “deluxe” mutations began to fail. Bloons reverted to standard ceramics. The Cryo-Teslas powered down.

“The system is patching itself in real time,” Brickell continued. “New upgrades, new towers, new rules. Our Ninja Monkeys just reported a ‘Bloonchipper’ blueprint in the ruins—something we banned years ago for being too cruel.” All the Cryo-Teslas, all the lead bloons, all

In that three-second window, Gwendolin lit the sky.