College Rules - Lucky Fucking Freshman Today

So here’s my advice to every incoming freshman girl: Be lucky. Be a little stupid. Make out with the wrong guy in a room with a dirty floor. But when he says “keep it low-key”? Walk away.

“I look sober,” I said. “There’s a difference.” College Rules - Lucky Fucking Freshman

“Second door on the left,” he said. “But come find me after.” So here’s my advice to every incoming freshman

If you have to hide it, you already know it’s a bad idea. The Night The party was at an off-campus house with a broken step and a disco ball in the kitchen. Cheap vodka. Loud rap. Someone’s sad attempt at a beer pong table. College Rules - Lucky Fucking Freshman