“I drove six hours because I thought you were cheating on me. Instead, you’re basically a cryptobro without the crypto.”
“Hazel! The dean wants to see you about the ‘Out of Order’ sign… which is now technically fraud because the elevator works fine.” CrazyCollegeGFs 24 06 01 Hazel Moore Out Of Ord...
TITLE CARD: ”Hazel Moore will return in ‘Final Exam Heist.’” “I drove six hours because I thought you
(grabbing the marker, erasing it) “Uh… poetry club. Very avant-garde.” CrazyCollegeGFs 24 06 01 Hazel Moore Out Of Ord...
Her boyfriend, Jake , bounds up the stairs with flowers and a nervous grin. He pauses at the 4th-floor landing, wheezing.
(waving a fan to clear the air) “I told him the elevator’s broken. He has to take the stairs. That buys us… three minutes.”
(saccharine sweet) “Surprise! I missed you so much.”