The invisible god typed back: "Same. Server restart in 3...2...1..."

Alex watched the kill feed. [HACKERMAN] killed [CannibalKing] with a rotten apple [HACKERMAN] killed [FreshieNo.47] with a flashlight [HACKERMAN] killed [OlgaDriver] with a bandage

A pause.

"Welcome to ," the MOTD read. "Admins: None. Rules: LOL. Bans: Impossible."

" "

They turned. All eight of them, eyes glowing red (a hack, obviously), their jaws unhinged like snakes. They charged.

Photo credits: [Page banner: Kandukuru Nagarjun] [Intro: edskoch] [Martin Royle quote: Getty Images / Unsplash+] [Jomolhari Mountain Festival: wrangel]