The room shuddered. The statue cracked. The tablet rebooted with a gentle ding , and Leo found himself back in his bedroom, covered in pixelated snake bites, his Amazon account now permanently locked.
Leo screamed. He tried to close the tab, but the screen now only showed a terms of service agreement written in blood: Section 7, Paragraph 3: 'Piracy summons plot holes that bite back.' Download Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secret...
Green light flooded his bedroom. The walls bled into stone. Bookshelves twisted into dripping medieval pillars. Leo blinked, now standing in a damp, circular room. A massive statue of Salazar Slytherin's face stared down at him. And from a crack in the stone floor, a pair of yellow, slit-pupiled eyes opened. The room shuddered
The Download That Backfired
He found a shady website: WizardPDFs.net . The button read: Leo clicked. Leo screamed
The basilisk paused. "He… purchased it legally?" it hissed, bewildered.
Moral of the story: Don't download Chamber of Secrets illegally. You might just open the Chamber for real. And the basilisk has terrible bandwidth.