Eloise opened the App Store. A spinning wheel. Then, an error: “This app requires iOS 10.0 or later.”
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She spent the evening falling down a rabbit hole of Reddit threads from 2018. Usernames like RetroGamer_46 and iPadVeteran offered clues: Eloise opened the App Store