The DLC uninstalled itself at 5:00 PM sharp. The cubicle walls returned. Greg was human again, tie askew. Jamie’s sticky notes were just sticky notes.
Above its head, a health bar appeared:
“Oh,” she whispered. “Oh, my.”
Before she could ask what that meant, a deep bass roar shook the meadow-cubicle. From the end of the hallway—now an ominous castle corridor—stomped the Quarterly Review Beast. It had Deborah’s reading glasses and pearl necklace, but its lower half was a centaur-like tangle of spreadsheets, pivot tables, and a single, spinning KPI wheel that shot laser darts labeled “SYNERGY.” -ENG- Workplace Fantasy Full DLC -V1.2.18.01-...
“Subject: Thank you. Also – I approved your raise. Let’s get lunch. Real lunch.” The DLC uninstalled itself at 5:00 PM sharp
See you next patch.