Kevin, if you’re out there: thank you for the chaos. If you find a SASSIE 2000 at a garage sale (check the silver sticker: serial numbers under 200 are “pre-lawsuit” and more unhinged), buy it. Plug it into a wall outlet. Wait 10 minutes for the hygrometer to stabilize.
Because the SASSIE was wrong in interesting ways . fogbank sassie 2000
Unlike a standard PC of its era—a dull beige box waiting for a command—the SASSIE 2000 was designed to listen . Not to your voice. To your room . Kevin, if you’re out there: thank you for the chaos