(Mumbling, not awake) Don’t… touch… me… lashes…
The Garden.
HOLY (22) is trying to make a bacon sandwich, but she’s wearing sunglasses indoors and moving like a sloth on tranquilizers. She opens the fridge. A toy chicken falls out. She screams. Geordie Shore
James grabs a bottle of vodka from the freezer. It’s 9:14 AM. He unscrews the cap. Geordie Shore
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(Mumbling, not awake) Don’t… touch… me… lashes…
The Garden.
HOLY (22) is trying to make a bacon sandwich, but she’s wearing sunglasses indoors and moving like a sloth on tranquilizers. She opens the fridge. A toy chicken falls out. She screams.
James grabs a bottle of vodka from the freezer. It’s 9:14 AM. He unscrews the cap.
