Then the phone rang. It was his mobile carrier. “We’ve noticed unusually high data usage,” a polite voice said. “Your plan has been throttled.”
He smashed his thumb against the screen. The download jumped to 0.0002%. A Trojan Horse virus, shaped like a wooden horse with glowing red eyes, trotted out of a banner ad. “You have won a free iPad! Just verify your humanity by entering your mother’s maiden name!” it neighed. god of war 3 highly compressed for android
Kratos grabbed the virus by its pixelated mane and ripped it in half. A shower of ones and zeroes rained down. The phone’s temperature spiked. A new warning: “Battery at 98%. 10 minutes remaining.” Then the phone rang
Kratos refused.
The text glowed a sickly neon green against a pitch-black background, riddled with pop-up ads for “HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA” and “FREE GEMS FOR FREE FIRE.” Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, the former God of War, felt a sensation he had not felt since Ares tricked him into slaughtering his own family: utter, bewildered dread. “Your plan has been throttled