Carrie lets Weston in. He’s wearing a Thom Browne suit, no socks. He doesn’t kiss her. He hands her a bottle of 1942 and says, “First, the data.”
The four friends are at Samantha’s beach house. Samantha brings a man who looks like a Hemsworth but acts like a hedge fund. He has one rule: “I don’t do exclusivity. I’m a multi-strategy fund.”
She pulls out her laptop and starts typing the final line for her Substack: And that’s when I learned: In the city of high finance and higher hopes, the only truly liquid asset... is self-respect. Because some mergers are hostile by design. And the best carry trade you’ll ever make... is carrying your own bag out the door. Sound of a single “click” from a Bloomberg terminal closing.
“He called me a ‘declining asset.’”
“Did he mark you to market?” Miranda asks, horrified. “That’s a violation of the Geneva Convention of dating. Liquidate him.”
The Carry Trade of the Heart
Carrie walks the High Line at 2 AM. She calls Miranda.
“What data?” Carrie asks.
Carrie lets Weston in. He’s wearing a Thom Browne suit, no socks. He doesn’t kiss her. He hands her a bottle of 1942 and says, “First, the data.”
The four friends are at Samantha’s beach house. Samantha brings a man who looks like a Hemsworth but acts like a hedge fund. He has one rule: “I don’t do exclusivity. I’m a multi-strategy fund.”
She pulls out her laptop and starts typing the final line for her Substack: And that’s when I learned: In the city of high finance and higher hopes, the only truly liquid asset... is self-respect. Because some mergers are hostile by design. And the best carry trade you’ll ever make... is carrying your own bag out the door. Sound of a single “click” from a Bloomberg terminal closing. HDSex and the City
“He called me a ‘declining asset.’”
“Did he mark you to market?” Miranda asks, horrified. “That’s a violation of the Geneva Convention of dating. Liquidate him.” Carrie lets Weston in
The Carry Trade of the Heart
Carrie walks the High Line at 2 AM. She calls Miranda. He hands her a bottle of 1942 and says, “First, the data
“What data?” Carrie asks.