Hellhound Therapy Session -berz1337- [2027]

"Hungry. Not the good kind. The empty kennel for a millennium kind. He hasn't thrown us a sinner since Tuesday."

(scribbling on a flaming clipboard) "So the core issue is a lack of purpose and an absent authority figure. Let’s try an exercise. I want each of you to finish this sentence: When I hear the word 'home,' I think of…'

"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate." Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

"Betrayed. We were forged in the first scream of the Fallen. We’re not pets. We’re supposed to tear , not sit ."

"Tried both. Lost the knitting needle in my third stomach. Competitive howling just starts a riot." "Hungry

"Then let’s try medication. I'm prescribing one (1) genuine, unrepentant soul — ethical sourcing optional. Take it before bed. Chase with sulfur."

"And if that doesn't work?"

"...That's surprisingly wholesome. Have you considered a hobby? Knitting with barbed wire? Competitive howling?"

"Hungry. Not the good kind. The empty kennel for a millennium kind. He hasn't thrown us a sinner since Tuesday."

"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate."

"Betrayed. We were forged in the first scream of the Fallen. We’re not pets. We’re supposed to tear , not sit ."

"Tried both. Lost the knitting needle in my third stomach. Competitive howling just starts a riot."

"Then let’s try medication. I'm prescribing one (1) genuine, unrepentant soul — ethical sourcing optional. Take it before bed. Chase with sulfur."

"And if that doesn't work?"

"...That's surprisingly wholesome. Have you considered a hobby? Knitting with barbed wire? Competitive howling?"