I Dream: Of Jeannie Ctv

The finale—sweeps week—featured Jeannie accidentally transporting the entire CTV studio to the surface of the moon. She bowed gracefully. “Sorry about the lack of atmosphere, eh?”

Jeannie blinked. One moment, she was nodding off inside her cozy, turquoise-scented bottle. The next, she was standing on a soundstage in Toronto, staring at a massive CTV logo and a dozen baffled crew members. i dream of jeannie ctv

“Major Nelson?” she whispered, clutching her pink genie costume. “Why are you wearing a puffy winter coat… indoors?” One moment, she was nodding off inside her

The cast and crew were losing their minds. But the clip went viral on CTV’s social media: “Jeannie Meets the Leafs” (she’d turned the hockey team into dancing palm trees). “Why are you wearing a puffy winter coat… indoors

Back on Earth, Gary cancelled the show anyway (budget cuts). But Jeannie didn’t mind. She’d found a new bottle: a mini-fridge in the CTV greenroom, stocked with butter tarts and a note that read, “To the next dreamer—please don’t turn the camera crew into beavers.”

Jeannie tilted her head. “You want me to… tone it down?”

“Blink again,” Gary said, exasperated, as Jeannie accidentally turned the craft services table into a flock of Canada geese. “No—stop actually summoning geese! We have union rules about wildlife.”