(Already walking away, calling over shoulder) . I know. Text my assistant for the quote approval. Bye, beautiful people.
The meaning of life is to wake up, look in the mirror, and say... "You're not just a person. You're a brand ." Then you take a mirror selfie in an elevator. And you post it at 8:47 PM for maximum engagement.
(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow. kim kardashian superstar interview
Done. Let's get into it. You’ve been called the most famous person of the 21st century. How does that feel?
(Stands up. Poses. Checks her phone.)
(Sips Diet Coke dramatically) . You know... people don't realize. It’s a lot of work. One time, I cried for 47 minutes because my SKIMS shapewear roll wasn't seamless. But then I looked in the mirror, and I thought... wow . Even the tear tracks are iconic.
Kim. Thank you for being here.
Final question. What is the meaning of life?