My mother, a gentle hoarder of teabags and sympathy cards, died in a department store escalator accident when we were seven. My father, a one-armed magician (lost the arm to a pet crocodile in Alice Springs), drank himself into a quiet coma by the time we were nine. Gilbert and I were sent to live with a woman named Phyliss, a chain-smoking ex-trapeze artist who kept her dead poodle, François, in the freezer. “He’s just resting,” she’d say, patting the icebox.
I realized something that morning, watching Sylvia the snail leave a silver trail across my thumb: grief is not a shell. It’s a foot. You ripple forward. Millimeter by millimeter. You leave a little of yourself behind, but you keep going. I’m sixty-nine now. I still live in the caravan. The snails have great-grandchildren. I clean the shoeboxes once a year, then put them back. Gilbert came to visit last Christmas. He brought Socrates the goat’s great-great-grandson. The goat ate my curtains. I didn’t mind. Memoir of a Snail -2024-
I was born in 1954 in Coburg, a suburb of Melbourne that smelled of damp wool and lamb chops. My twin brother, Gilbert, came out first—kicking, screaming, grabbing at the forceps. I came out second, wrapped in my own amniotic sac. The nurses called me a “caulbearer.” Said it meant I’d never drown. They didn’t mention loneliness. My mother, a gentle hoarder of teabags and
After that, I stopped leaving the caravan. I grew a small garden of moss on the windowsill. I stopped showering. I wrote letters to Gilbert I never mailed. The shoeboxes multiplied—under the bed, in the oven, inside the toilet tank. I became a snail: soft, shelled, withdrawing at the slightest touch. “He’s just resting,” she’d say, patting the icebox
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