It was Steve. But not the Steve from the trailers. This Steve had no face. Just a blank, beige mask where his features should be. He stood motionless on a pillar of bedrock that stretched up into infinity.
Weird , he thought. Unix epoch. Probably a glitch.
It wasn't a scam. It wasn't a virus.
He never played Minecraft again. But sometimes, late at night, he hears a crunch from his closet. A low, groaning thrum . And he swears he sees a single green pixel blinking in the darkness.