Mrs Doe And The Dildo Depot -

Reactions were mixed. Gertrude Pillington, 72, called it “a stain on the neighborhood’s legacy.” But others quietly rallied to Mrs. Doe’s side.

“Honestly, good for her,” said neighbor Patricia Meacham, 66. “She’s handled this with more class than I would have. I’d have opened a pop-up shop.” Mrs Doe And The Dildo Depot

For 68-year-old retired librarian Mrs. Eleanor Doe, last Tuesday was supposed to be uneventful: prune the petunias, attend water aerobics, and pick up her monthly shipment of “arthritic support cushions.” Instead, she accidentally became the unwitting protagonist in the most talked-about civic drama since the HOA banned flamingos. Reactions were mixed

“For a moment, I thought they were modern art sculptures,” she recalls. “Then I turned one on.” Reactions were mixed. Gertrude Pillington