Daniel... | -my Dads Hot Girlfriend- 09-26-2016 Dani

Then came the night of September 26, 2016.

She touched my shoulder—brief, sisterly. Then she picked up a dish towel and threw it at my face. “Now dry faster. You’re useless.” -My Dads Hot Girlfriend- 09-26-2016 Dani Daniel...

I was seventeen. And for the first time in my life, I understood why ancient Greeks started wars over a face. Then came the night of September 26, 2016

“You’re staring again,” she said, not looking up. “Now dry faster

My heart hammered. “Sorry. I just…”

For three weeks, I watched her like a nature documentary. She painted watercolors in the backyard, humming Billie Holiday. She fixed the garbage disposal without a manual. She called my dad “honey” and meant it. I hated her for being perfect. I hated myself for noticing the way her tank top clung to her when she stretched to reach the top shelf.

“You see a ‘hot girlfriend,’” she continued, putting air quotes around the words. “But I see a man who cries at dog commercials and still writes letters by hand. That’s who your dad is. And you? You’re the person he loves most in the world.”