I surfaced again, treading water. I had two options. Option A: Announce my predicament to the entire cove, including the elderly French couple painting watercolors on the rocks. Option B: Execute a tactical beach landing.
The beach was small, curved like a comma, with a single scrubby olive tree at its far end. I began a slow, horizontal sidestroke, keeping my entire body below the surface except for my nose and eyes. I looked like a very anxious crocodile. Mark’s voice drifted across the water: “Dude, have you seen my flipper? I swear I left it right here.” My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off
There was a beat of silence. Then Mark let out a wheeze so loud it scared a seagull. Chloe fell over in the sand. And Elena—my wonderful, patient, slightly terrifying wife—simply closed her book, stood up, and walked to the rental car. She returned a moment later with a beach towel. I surfaced again, treading water