Shrek.movie — New

Sí. The Map of Lost Spark. It leads to the Flor de Funk-El — a mystical bloom said to restore wonder, spontaneity, and the ability to laugh at a fart joke even when you’ve heard it a thousand times.

Here’s a concept for a new Shrek movie, written in the style of an official logline and opening scene tease. new shrek.movie

You analyze them, Shrek. Last week you said “that one had structural integrity but lacked tonal variety.” new shrek.movie

Shrek. You stepped on a Lego last Tuesday and cried for twenty minutes. You need this. new shrek.movie

Fine. But no singing.