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DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.”

DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the bathroom towels by tensile strength.

SON My name is Ryan.

DAVE It’s a system , Steven.

DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall? -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

DAVE (Scribbling) “Level 3 weirdness infraction.” Penalty: you must call me “Sir Dave” for 48 hours.

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner. DAVE Turn to page 304

SON Please no.