“We’d like to thank you for spending your evening with us. From the antics of ‘The Honeymooners’ to the late movie, ‘The Ghost and Mr. Chicken’... we hope you laughed, we hope you dreamed, and we hope you remembered a simpler time.”
(The sound of a needle drop onto vinyl. A slow, patriotic instrumental plays faintly—"The Star-Spangled Banner" or "Nearer My God to Thee.") old tv broadcast
“Good evening. The time is now... two-oh-seven AM, Eastern Standard Time. Channel 9, WKRP, serving your tri-state area, has completed its regular programming for this day, October the 12th, 1987.” “We’d like to thank you for spending your
“Remember: the news returns at 6 AM with ‘Morning Farm Report,’ followed by ‘The Flintstones.’ So turn your dial to ‘standby,’ adjust your rabbit ears, and get some rest.” we hope you laughed, we hope you dreamed,