“I’m looking for a Mr. Huggies… first name Mike.” 🔁 Today’s version: Twitch chat raids, Discord voice channel bombs, and AI-generated prank voicemails. Bart was the first live-stream troll.
Bart hoards comics, not for reading – but for future value . He sleeps with a foil variant under his pillow. 🔁 Today’s version: NFT drops, Logan Paul’s Pokémon card scams, and grading vintage Spider-Man #300. Bart would 100% own a CryptoPunk and lose it in a skateboard trade. “I’m looking for a Mr
Bart craves hyper-violent games; his dad buys him golf sims. 🔁 Today’s version: Mortal Kombat 1 vs. Nintendo Switch Sports . Bart would main Scorpion but secretly enjoy the chill vibes of PowerWash Simulator – don’t tell Milhouse. Discord voice channel bombs