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Burnham exhaled. “Saru, plot a course out of this sector. Warp nine.”

Commander Paul Stamets walked onto the bridge, hair askew, holding a PADD. “Engineering update. Good news: the spore drive is fine. Bad news: the ship’s computer now identifies as ‘Streaming Service 1.0.’ Every console is playing a different nature documentary about us .” star trek discovery channel

On the screen, a massive, crystalline structure drifted in the nebula. It was beautiful—bioluminescent veins pulsing with a slow, rhythmic light. But that wasn’t what had silenced the bridge. Burnham exhaled

“ RRRREADY TO RRRUMBLE—IN THE CELESTIAL ARENA! ” boomed a narrator, far too enthusiastic for the vacuum of space. “ WATCH as the majestic Gorn Matriarch—weighing in at eight hundred metric tons of pure reptilian fury—defends her egg clutch from a pack of scrappy, underdog Tholian silk-weavers! It’s a BATTLE for survival, and only one leaves this nebula with dinner! ” “Engineering update

And across the galaxy, a thousand alien civilizations suddenly had a new favorite show.

Lieutenant Commander Detmer turned from navigation, eyes wide. “Captain… you’re on.”