The Bling Ring May 2026

You’ll walk away disgusted by the teens, disturbed by celebrity worship, and oddly desperate to organize your own closet.

Here’s a critical review of Sofia Coppola’s (2013), framed for a general audience. The Bling Ring Review: Glittering Surfaces, Hollow Souls Director: Sofia Coppola Starring: Katie Chang, Israel Broussard, Emma Watson, Taissa Farmiga Rating: ★★★☆☆ (3/5) The Bling Ring

The rest of the young cast (Katie Chang as the ringleader Rebecca, Taissa Farmiga as the fragile Sam) are appropriately vacant. You won’t root for them. You’ll just watch them spiral. You’ll walk away disgusted by the teens, disturbed

On its surface, The Bling Ring sounds like a wild, juicy heist movie. Based on a true story, it follows a group of fame-obsessed Los Angeles teenagers who robbed the homes of Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and other celebrities, stealing over $3 million in cash and designer goods. You won’t root for them

Yes, that Emma Watson. Fresh off Harry Potter , she delivers her most divisive performance as Nicki, a vapid, aspiring reality star who speaks in self-help platitudes ( “I want to live in the now, and be, like, totally mindful.” ). Her American accent wobbles, her posture is rigid, and her lines are delivered with a bizarre, staccato rhythm. Is it bad acting? Or brilliant parody of a girl who has no inner life? I lean toward the latter. Watson is genuinely hilarious and frightening in her shallowness.

The film opens with a key sequence: our narrator, Marc (Israel Broussard), watches a home video of Paris Hilton’s closet—a cavernous, pink-carpeted cathedral of heels, bags, and dresses. The teens don’t break in with ski masks and crowbars. They Google celebrity addresses, check Twitter to see who’s out of town, and simply walk through unlocked doors.