The Evil Cult English Dub -

Suddenly, the attacks. They wear purple robes and mascara. Their leader, The Purple-Haired Matron (dubbed by someone who clearly just finished a cigarette), floats down on a wire.

"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?" the evil cult english dub

"Victory is mine!"

He learns the move in a montage of grunting and poorly looped dialogue. Suddenly, the attacks

"Your evil ends today! Prepare for... THE COSMIC PALM!" the mountain knows

"Okay, but first, you have to recite this poem. 'The river flows, the mountain knows, my fist goes where your face goes.' "

They fight. The dialogue is hilariously mistimed.