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Then, she appeared. Neytiri’s parody counterpart: “Neigh-tiri.” She was played by an actress who had clearly lost a bet. Her tail was a feather duster zip-tied to a belt. Her bow was a stick. But she committed. Oh, she committed with the ferocity of a Shakespearean actor who’d been told this was Hamlet .

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It was 2:17 AM. His roommate, Mark, was asleep three feet away, tangled in a duvet that smelled of pizza and regret. The only light in the dorm room came from Leo’s monitor, casting his face in a pale, judgmental glow. Then, she appeared

With a deep breath that tasted of energy drink, Leo double-clicked. Her bow was a stick

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