Tsuma Ni Damatte Sokubaikai Ni Ikun Ja Nakatta ... -

You would be wrong.

A box. A large, unassuming cardboard box. On the side, in sharpie: “AS-IS. ROBOT VACUUM. MAYBE WORKS. ¥500.” Tsuma ni Damatte Sokubaikai ni Ikun ja Nakatta ...

The silence that followed was heavier than the shrimp lamp. I confessed everything. The lies. The drive. The robot vacuum that won’t stop trying to climb the wall. You would be wrong